A short time ago in a bedroom across the hall…
EPISODE 1
The NEW DOPES: John and Trevor Story
The Republic needs new zeros
Every day two false warriors, John and Trevor gather in a Google Meet
The two halpless Jedi just sit and make up fake stuff and call it correct answers in science
A small group of rebels have gathered to move school online but John and Trevor just chit chat about favorite scrunchies
Sometimes they try to destroy their enemies with bad pop music
But they are to weak for the Sith Lord Danny and his evil apprentice Darth Chase.
So everyday our two halpless zeroes meet and discuss their pointless futures.
Thanks to @craigbuckler – for writing the code